Bronze
"That's fine."
$9/month
- One (1) "that's fine" per month, delivered by email
- Standard reassurance font
- Response within 3–5 business days, by which time it may have resolved itself anyway
Your Problem Has Been Identified. And Dismissed.
MindInsightNP is the nation's leading Problem Removal firm. Through decades of proprietary research, we have found that most problems go away once a qualified professional says they aren't problems. NP stands for No Problem. Problem solved.
Trusted by over 4 clients, including Gary's mom.
100% of problems resolved*
0 problems actually fixed
24/7 availability (Gary sleeps lightly)
38 seconds average resolution time
*Resolved in the sense that we said so.
Services
How It Works
1
You Tell Us Your Problem.
In as much detail as you want. We will not read it.
2
Our Team Reviews It.
Using our patented Glance™ methodology.
3
We Say "No Problem."
Effective immediately. Your problem is now a non-problem, a former problem, or "kind of a funny story."
Pricing
Pricing
Silver
Most Popular
"That's totally fine."
$29/month
- Unlimited "that's totally fine"s
- Upgraded emphasis on "totally"
- A thumbs-up emoji, hand-picked
- Quarterly "eh, could be worse" report
Platinum
Gary.
$499/month
- Gary calls you personally
- Gary listens to your problem
- Gary says "nah" in a soothing voice
- Gary hangs up
- Available 24/7, depending on Gary
Enterprise plans available. Gary will bring his cousin.
Case Studies
Case Studies
Client
Regional Bakery
- Problem
- The bakery was on fire.
- Intervention
- Bronze tier "That's fine" email, sent 4 business days later.
- Outcome
- RESOLVEDThe bakery is no longer on fire.
Client
Mid-Size Tech Startup
- Problem
- Spent entire Series A on a branded hot tub.
- Intervention
- Silver tier. "That's totally fine," with a thumbs-up.
- Outcome
- RESOLVEDThe hot tub is very nice.
Client
Brian, 34
- Problem
- Locked out of his car, which was running, which was rolling toward a lake.
- Intervention
- Platinum. Gary said "nah."
- Outcome
- RESOLVEDBrian has a boat now.
Client
Fortune 500 Company (name withheld)
- Problem
- Undisclosed.
- Intervention
- Gary visited on-site, looked around, said "nah."
- Outcome
- RESOLVEDThey've asked us not to talk about it.
Meet Gary
Meet Gary
Gary has been a Senior Problem Removal Associate with MindInsightNP since the firm was founded, which was also when Gary was hired, because Gary needed a job. He holds no certifications. Clients describe his "nah" as "warm," "low," and "frankly a little long." Gary enjoys birdwatching, soups, and telling people things are fine.
"Nah."
Testimonials
Testimonials
"I came to MindInsightNP with a problem. I left with the same problem, but way less upset about it."
"Gary said 'nah' to my divorce and honestly? Valid."
"I'm not sure what I paid for, but I feel great."
FAQ
FAQ
- What if my problem is actually a problem?
- No problem.
- Do you offer refunds?
- If you're unhappy with our service, simply tell us. We'll tell you that's fine.
- Is Gary real?
- Gary is extremely real. Please stop asking Gary that.
- Are you licensed?
- Licensed is a strong word.
Gary
Every Problem Is Just a Non-Problem That Hasn't Met Us Yet.
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